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#1 by MrExarKun on September 4, 2010 - 5:23 am
Her – “Does this shirt make me look fat?
Him – No. The fact that you are fat make you look fat. The shirt just makes you look…. yellow.
I don’t remember where this quote is from, some tv-show i think, I thought is was pretty funny though.
#2 by user696969 on September 4, 2010 - 5:35 am
1)
Girl: Do I look fat?
Me: Put the fucking burger down and maybe I’ll answer you.
2)
Girl: Do I look fat?
Me: Not after I’ve had all these beers.
#3 by TheMetalJam on September 4, 2010 - 6:14 am
no, you dont look fat, but you are really FAT!
#4 by xerophyte001 on September 4, 2010 - 6:35 am
Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
Dude: Nope. I don’t date fat girls.
Win.
#5 by Agent1W on September 4, 2010 - 7:15 am
Well, what are your lovely breasts mostly made of? And your butt?
That would be my answer. Although I never said that to the last girl that challenged me with this infamous question. Her BF was right there and I probably would have provoked a fight. He was already mad that I teased her in a positive way.
But I hope HE said that later on, heh!
#6 by packerfan748 on September 4, 2010 - 8:02 am
does this dress make me look fat?
me: your fat makes you look fat
#7 by brendonisthename on September 4, 2010 - 8:40 am
being honest ?? so its ok to say u a fat old bitch wit saggy tits?
#8 by EraseR72 on September 4, 2010 - 9:33 am
No! You are not looking FAT it’s a mirror. I will fix it, my sexy little piggy!
#9 by evasivenose on September 4, 2010 - 9:37 am
just say: yes.
#10 by kerranz on September 4, 2010 - 10:28 am
Does this dress make my butt look big?
No, your ass makes that dress look like a handkerchief.
#11 by Attila709 on September 4, 2010 - 10:45 am
I always tell my dates they look really good. And if they lost 300lbs that would look fantastic.
#12 by FlankerVT on September 4, 2010 - 10:47 am
I’m gonna say “yes, it makes you look fat, but I think your sexy as hell”
#13 by biodroid on September 4, 2010 - 11:39 am
@alik117 what if she gets fat after getting togheter with you?
#14 by earlblennerhassett on September 4, 2010 - 12:21 pm
I reckon if a woman is stupid enough to ask the question, then the man should just go anhead answer it (truthfully though, whether the answer is ‘yes’ or ‘no).
If you don’t want the answer, then don’t ask!
#15 by HolyXSmoke on September 4, 2010 - 1:01 pm
@JDubs878 that will make her never ask that question again XD
#16 by LogWiz on September 4, 2010 - 1:32 pm
girl: do i look fat?
me: GOD i thought you’d never ask….. yes your huge baby i was meaning to say
something but thanks for bringing it up…. i’ve actually been paying a gym membership at ballys for you for 2 months now and didn’t know how to tell you. but now that you know… here’s the card, go on get your bubbly ass down to a size 16.
#17 by soggysocks17 on September 4, 2010 - 1:48 pm
what if maybe im a chubby chaser…would saying yes be a compliment???
#18 by keebe2006 on September 4, 2010 - 2:09 pm
What if Rosie O’Donnell asks that question?
#19 by lutfi1981 on September 4, 2010 - 2:28 pm
not all women are crazies like that.
i wouldnt like to date unsecure woman like that
#20 by is01231 on September 4, 2010 - 2:49 pm
my ex used to constantly ask me that question and she was a model,seriously women are dumb
#21 by LowLowSpinners on September 4, 2010 - 3:41 pm
you fucking bastard, i laughed hard and some of my snot came into my tea… now i have to make another one..
#22 by SaberOtaku on September 4, 2010 - 4:37 pm
some (fit) girls told me that it’s because they want to hear us say “You’re not fat! What are you talking about?!”
#23 by 0101010101010101ful on September 4, 2010 - 5:19 pm
hahaaaahahaahahahahahhahahahahha
#24 by ghettojedi2007 on September 4, 2010 - 5:33 pm
Yes – in all the right places…
COME HERE, GIRL!!!
#25 by Raspout1981 on September 4, 2010 - 5:56 pm
Shut the fuck up and eat…